![]() ![]() Armed with official letters of marque from the great powers of Europe, you can loot their enemies’ ships and colonies for plunder, fame and titles, but you could also try the life of a peaceful trader or simply declare war on everybody and engage in all-out piracy against anyone unfortunate enough to cross your path. Ostensibly your goal is to locate your missing family members and exact sweet revenge on the wicked Marquis de Montalban, but as always you can do pretty much whatever you please. So ye’d best strap on the flintlocks and sharpen that wit, because any scalawag worth his salt will surely be finding this modern remake of Sid Meier’s classic Pirates! is pure, polished gold.Ĭhock full of the same timeless gameplay that canonized its predecessors, only running on an engine that’s been fully brought up to date, it’s an unforgettable experience for stalwart fans and newcomers alike. If there’s anything in this pitiful world that can possibly withstand the sheer mind-blowing awesomeness of the deadly NINJA ( radicalius maximus), it would have to be the rumsoaked life of a villainous corsair. Well don’t just stand there, ya scabrous flotsam – get a’ shivering! Bwahahaha, that’s more like it! You obviously recognize the three simple facts of life:Ģ.) There is nothing more badass than a pirate (even if it’s Johnny Depp sashaying about in mascara.) Sacking formerly prosperous colonies into fiery ruin alongside your crew of drunken buccaneers, forcing snooty enemy captains to walk the plank after making off with their fancy doo-dads, or showing a buxom doxy just how you got the name “Long John” – it’d bring a tear to me eye if that murderous winged devil hadn’t torn it right out of the socket. "Sacking formerly prosperous colonies into fiery ruin alongside your crew of drunken buccaneers, forcing snooty enemy captains to walk the plank after making off with their fancy doo-dads, or showing a buxom doxy just how you got the name “Long John” – it’d bring a tear to me eye if that murderous winged devil hadn’t torn it right out of the socket."Īye, no doubt yer timbers are already shivering in anticipation of wreaking untold havoc across the Spanish Main. Sid Meier's Pirates! - Live the Life (PC) review ![]()
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